Earl

When saying earl in an informal sense it means the ripping of one's rectal cavity in the pursuit of pleasure. Some say that this act is most enjoyable in warbourgh. I find that it is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

God, I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023

earl

A person with large dick

omg its earl i hear he has a massive pp

by mike lee torres March 14, 2022

Earl

A guy that is smart but very dumb and stays on the game all day.

Wow earl is not good

by Oofermobile April 14, 2019

Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

unkle earl

a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.

Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of

boi: fuck ima get raped

by ligmaglutonusomotitus May 12, 2019

Earl

The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023