Earl Rider

A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.

Person 1: "Dude, this chick just sent nudes."
Person 2: "Ew. She's such an Earl Rider."

by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Earl

The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023

james earl cash

the guy from manhunt scary ass fucking game he suffocates stabs and shoot and hand to hand combat’s annoying as fuck

wyatt you look like james earl cash

by waynegretskee234 April 27, 2024

kenneth earl

Kenneth
noun. A male given name: from an irish word meaning “handsome".

Earl
noun. A British nobleman ranking above a viscount and below a marquess.

Kenneth Earl is a boy's name.

Ex.“her husband the earl had died"
Ex.“Kenneth is handsome”

by Fiesty draco March 2, 2023

earl campbell

A big thick veiny triumphant dick

“Wow!! Take a gander at that Earl Campbell!!”

by Beerfly March 12, 2018

jhan earl

A name that came from a supreme deity and ancestor of the famous ancient demi-god hero named Tite. The name "Jhan Earl" was also used by the deities from the pre-mortal period. After trillions of deity millenia, when the mortals began to exist, the name Jhan Earl was again used and adopted by a specie of mortals called humans.

Jhan Earl was definitely a great guy

by Zchizich Navirdaj June 9, 2021