When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.
<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.
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Get the Tractor Disease mug.A game that children play where one child acts as the Disease Fly. The other children build a fort with blankets on a bed. The Disease Fly kid must try and break his/her way into the fort and get inside to disease the other kids. If the Fly gets in, the Disease Fly wins. The defending kids generally never win, it's just how long they can last.
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I cannot remember that last time I got, um, what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, "laid." I must have Balzheimer's Disease.
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Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
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