rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software

"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"

by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023

tornado discount

Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.

Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.

by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020

friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020

Discount Mario

Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.

"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"

by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020

dwc discount

a scammer that gets a discount for being reformed

he has "dwc" give him a dwc discount

by nigga wb October 22, 2020

Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized

Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."

by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021