friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020
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nice stripe discount

100% off
I'll give it to you for a nice stripe discount!
by randomuser1099234 May 17, 2019
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Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).
1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”
by CBGLW December 06, 2018
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Allston Discount

When you get an item for free because someone moving out of an apartment left it sitting out for anyone to take. Named so because Allston, MA is a college town, and is in a constant state of resident flux.
"I got the ol' Allston Discount on a bookshelf for my anime collection."
by Trick_13 July 19, 2019
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Discount Mario

Any person, but especially a man, being openly and offensively misogynistic toward any person identifying as female.
"Hey Suzie, watch out for John, he tried to tell me women don't deserve equal pay because they were inferior. He was totally being a Discount Mario"
by Disposabledarling November 30, 2020
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Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.
Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.
by GummyBoi June 30, 2023
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Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
by Petesbeeps July 15, 2017
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