Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.

If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard

by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013

Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

Ricing Digits

When you get a girl/guy's number off someone elses phone and start calling/texting them, not doing the work to get it yourself.

"How did you get her number man?!"
"Haha, I just riced it bro"

"Hey what are you doing on my phone?"
"Im ricin' that chicks digits"

"Why don't you ask some chicks for their numbers?"
"Na, i'll just go ricing digits later."

by `CHARLiE May 15, 2010

digital packrat

an obsessive collector of digital media, for which ample space (disk and physical) may become problematic.

Paul was quite the digital packrat - his porn collection alone almost entirely fills his harddrive.

by pkh February 20, 2007

digit hoe

Someone who would do anything for a math problem

"Ohh! Mr. Wayne I know the answer!"
"Of course she knows the answer. She's a digit hoe"

by Ninja Dragoness January 25, 2017

Digital Brown

The act of two male friends who resort to recording and sending a text of the the sound of their fart via messenger or phone text in order to gain the satisfaction which has been lost due to a girlfriend or marriage.

"Man, after all these years, do you have to resort to "digital brown" to escape the married life? Its one thing to fart, but to record it and send it to me for a wake up call is another!

by ubistheshiznit June 19, 2010

digital bean

1. A very smart person usually regarding technology.
2. The hang-out spot Lizzie and her friends went to from the Disney tv show Lizzie McGuire.

1. Person 1: Hey my computer is broken can you fix it?
Person 2: Yeah sure.
Person 1: You must be a digital bean to know a lot about computers!

by IAMTHEMASTERMIND September 24, 2009