To fail miserably.
To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.
To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.
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To fail so hard your undergarments are compared to that of a baby having massive diarrhea up their back.
To have the upper hand and completely suck. Hard.
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Payton Manning blew the diaper. Hard.
Or
Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.
Or
Payton Manning had a big ass diaper blowout in the Super Bowl.
by GalNasty February 2, 2014
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Get the Shitty Diaper mug.When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
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Noun: The nastiest, most gross of feces. This is the worst kind of poo. It is semi-solid, but runny at the same time, and can be various in coloration. Most of the time, it's what you find in a stank baby diaper. When describing a situation, this term can also be used as an alternative to bullshit, dog shit, or horse shit when it is necessary to be politically correct.
1) Lots of cheesy Mexican food mixed with multiple kinds of cheap alcohol will give you extreme diaper fudge if you're not careful.
2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!
2) (In front of the boss) Dude! Did our website really just go down for the 5th time today? That's some serious diaper fudge!
by BrianSD March 3, 2008
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by .Bruk November 15, 2009
Get the Diaper Surprise mug.Something that you say to someone who has their head in their ass, someone who is an absolute fucking retard with no idea what the fuck is going on around them. This person is typically a fucking dork (often times named Anthony).
by Cole Jarvis November 29, 2020
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