Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
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Get the Desperation mug.someone who will do anything to have a boyfriend/girlfriend even if it means hitting on your ex for example annabelle
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Get the desperate mug.girl: "last night at the club i saw this really ugly girl getting hit on by this guy. he seemed really devin desperate."
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Get the devin desperate mug.When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
Get the Desperate Janz mug.The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.
"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."
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"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."
"Did you sell your car though?"
"Of course, it was an awesome car."
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"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."
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