Democracy

If people dont fight for it, no matter who is in office, everything and everyone will get shut down or locked down, and only the people shutting and locking everything down will have any rights.

Democracy sounds good, but people had to fight and bleed for it to make it a reality when someone first came up with the idea.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

Democracy

A regime that hates you. And it is personal. For life.

When you are constantly unemployed, graduated with honors, "still..." perfectly healthy adult, that's a true, western democracy, bro.

by Алеко October 17, 2022

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020

democracy

Controlling everything you see, hear and read.
Selecting your electoral candidates.
Protecting the corrupt Freemason DeMoly

Democracy is demon aristocracy.
Freemasonry is a breeding program.
Q. Want the truth?
A. Take a walk through your oldest cemeteries, your hi-story is there for all who can see.

by SayNah April 8, 2023

Democracy

Democracy is cool and all but you know what would make it 100× better?

Hym "Democracy except the value of your vote was directly proportionate to the size of your dick! So, 5 inches you get 5 points. 8 inches? 8 points. And if you're a woman you get between -3 and -5. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! ThAt'S nOt FaIr! WoMeN dOn'T gEt A vOtE' But you only think that because your brains are dumb. Women would have to vote by either NOT voting OR they would have to vote AGAINST the person they don't want to win. A perfectly fair system! Admit it. You didn't think of that. See? Dumb brains. Your brains are dumb. But THIS is TRUE democracy! This is my perfect system! I called it: DICKMOCRACY! 100,000× Better than democracy!"

by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Democracy

A form of government where citizens vote directly on laws or elect representatives to make laws for them. It, in fact, DOES work, but people are dumb and vote for the wrong people.

The country switched to Democracy cuz monarchy was not workin at all.

by redsdeadgaming September 18, 2025

Democracy

Something that seems reasonable to people at the left side of the intelligence bell curve but eternally frustrating people on the right.

"Did you see the new episode of big brother?" "No. Sorry, I don't have the patience for democracy."

by anon136 March 7, 2015