Darren

A guy who seldom responds to their messages.

That's so Darren of you to leave my message on read.

by Stacy with the good hair April 16, 2018

darren bush files

Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.

At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.

by Happeninginsandiego January 13, 2018

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo

Don't be a Darren.

by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

darren smith

He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro

Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.

by [e-mail] April 16, 2017

Darren Horsley

When your booty is so big it could be used as a lifeboat.

The ship sank but it's cool because Stephanie had a Darren Horsley

by LordHufflepuff April 23, 2020

Darren

The best man to be with. Someone who you will live for

Your my Darren, and you gave me hope

by Rubywarlock February 15, 2020