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dingleberry fisherman

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met
"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."
by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020
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Dingleberry Democrat

Dingleberry Democrat:
Those that fasten themselves to the ass of Democrat ideology, borne of the feasting on lies and corruption, no brain, bitterly clinging onto the host body, willing to accept and grow anything else coming from the waste-gate. Stubbornly clinging as the namesake John Dingell... he holds the record for longest-serving member of Congress in American history, representing Michigan for more than 59 years.

Different than yellow dog Democrats
Joe listens to the Legacy media and eats everything up insofar as it benefits the Democrat party, he is the definition of a Dingleberry Democrat.
by Trailboss60 January 27, 2023
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dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)
'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'
by hickers January 29, 2008
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dingleberries

Pieces of shit varying in size that get caught in the hairs of the ass hole. Often known to cause skid marks.
These damn dingleberries gave me skid marks again!
by DD36 August 7, 2007
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Dingleberry Farmer

When a guy and girl are 69ing and as the guy eats out the girl he picks the dingleberrys out of her ass.
by hockeypaint7 May 17, 2009
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dingleberries

An alternative name for BlackBerry's, especially when used by addicts.
That asshole kept playing with his dingleberry when I was talking with him.
by Zippy929 May 17, 2005
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Dingleberry

-A peice of poo that gets winded in your butthair. Causing you to sit for hours bent over in the mirror trying to untangle it.
-A peice of poop that hangs when you crap causing you to have to salsa dance on top of your toilet seat to get it off.
-Kaylee: I shat and got doo doo in my butthair. I had to untangle it for hours
Jane: We will go to the paurlor and get that shit trimmed.

-Rachel: I just learned how to salsa dance!
Mel: How?
Rachel: I had a dingleberry on my asshole so I had to salsa dance it off.
Mel: Oh thats how I learned how to salsa also!
by Zaralot October 10, 2011
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