by mike o. June 19, 2009
Sam:"Karen is always a bag of douche!!"
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
Chris: "And Mass starts at what....a quarter of five in the morning? But, you had to get good seats."
Sam: Well, it was nice Dane Cooking with you, but I gotta go.
by Katie A W November 28, 2006
Anybody with a boner for Kool-Aid.
Dane Cook: "He would come crashing through your fuckin' wall and be like, 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! OOOOOOOH YEAH!'"
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
5 hours later Dane Cook is chilling in his LA penthouse with his girlfriend and his Kool-Aid. Confusing much?
by aman13 July 18, 2010
1. A hatin' ass bitch who hates beautiful, majestic Great Danes for no good reason.
2. Someone who hates Dane Cook.
2. Someone who hates Dane Cook.
1. Jill - God, what's so great about Danes anyway?
Kelly - What is wrong with you Jill? God, you're such a Dane hater.
2. Jill - What's so great about Dane Cook anyway?
Kelly - You know what, Jill? I'm getting really sick of your Dane-hatin' ass.
Kelly - What is wrong with you Jill? God, you're such a Dane hater.
2. Jill - What's so great about Dane Cook anyway?
Kelly - You know what, Jill? I'm getting really sick of your Dane-hatin' ass.
by Gumby Shitbag June 25, 2007
A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.
by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011
A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
by Quaff May 09, 2008
From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.
by Injectable July 15, 2008