1 definition by Gumby Shitbag

1. A hatin' ass bitch who hates beautiful, majestic Great Danes for no good reason.
2. Someone who hates Dane Cook.
1. Jill - God, what's so great about Danes anyway?
Kelly - What is wrong with you Jill? God, you're such a Dane hater.

2. Jill - What's so great about Dane Cook anyway?
Kelly - You know what, Jill? I'm getting really sick of your Dane-hatin' ass.
by Gumby Shitbag June 25, 2007
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