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Curious Gopher

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.
OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!
by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014
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curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 14, 2013
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Curious George

When you're beating off and dildoing your ass with a banana.
We caught chase beating off curious George style, he transferred shortly after.
by Skinny Pete April 17, 2015
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High-curious

Being curious about getting high and what it feels like.
Bob is always saying he is thinking about trying weed. for the first time. He is totally high-curious
by Rockyhood November 13, 2016
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Curious

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by R1o96tr April 12, 2019
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looting curious

When a person leaves there own home town to travel to demonstrations in large cities because they may want to dabble in looting. Not willing to break windows in their own suburban neighborhoods, these people will absolutely raid a foot locker in the capitol city. Because their own regular lives are rather docile, they lack an emotional impetus. These people feel emboldened by crowds of sincerely angry people and will only join in, not start looting.
"You think that dude would just throw that brick already and go get them kicks, those cops won't do shit"
"Ain't happenin man, that suburbanite is just a looting curious little bitch."

"Wanna go loot?"
"I will, but only if it happens organically. You know I'm only looting curious."
by war-n June 5, 2020
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Gaga-curious

People who really like Rihanna, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and other artists similar to Lady Gaga making them liable to be curious about Ms. Gaga.
That bitch luvs Katy Perry, she's totes Gaga-curious
by Gaga Fan 4 Lyfe October 2, 2017
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