Crocodile print

The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.

"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."

by Thingsandstuffidunno August 31, 2015

Crocodile Crikey

While doing her doggy style, push her (or him) on her (or his) belly and slip into her (his) ass. Watch her (him) squirm around like a crocodile. Bonus points of she's (he's) Australian, as they might say "Crikey!"

"Heard ya pushed 'er boundries last night mate."
"Yeah I pulled off a Crocodile Crikey!"

by GrimXD_ March 7, 2021

Crocodile Laugh

Laughing at something or someone not because you deem it funny, But based on other factors that may include: Friends laughing at it, It being socially acceptable/pressured to laugh, Someone tells a joke and you don't want them to feel bad so you laugh. This is very similar to Crocodile Tears in the matter that one party is tricking another party into thinking they feel a way they actually don't. This is similar to fake laughing but crocodile laughs are barely/not noticeable compared to fake laughing, you can usually tell if they are sincere or not.

This can also be inverted by not laughing at something you think is funny.

This can be a common practice in bullying or gaslighting when a group of people laugh at one joke but they don't think it's funny, they just want the other party to feel bad.

Todd slipped and fell, everyone including Todd was laughing about it because they thought it was funny. I only laughed because my friends noticed my blank face and I wanted to be included, so I Crocodile Laughed...

by MountFox12 August 21, 2023

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020