Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere."
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Actual is, super stoned, feeling the Connection, and don't want to break it. Those that Know, Know.
Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked."
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
Steve (Thinks): I love this Connection, there is absolutely nothing that is going to keep me away from it. I don't care what they think.
Observer: "Man, that is why I like the Mental stage, because getting the Connection is boring"
Steve (Thinks): Yep, most of you do. And you are missing the best part of the stone!
God Chimes In: Steve, just sitting in the Connection is not the Goal. The message must be delivered 'It is Me!'
Steve (Thinks) What? Goes down into Mental and starts playing the mind games.
God (Thinks) - Shit! This is going to be harder than I think.
by MattEtweg April 30, 2010
The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)
Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"
by 12in Joe May 09, 2010
E-Dog: *sits on the couch making a claping sound*
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool
Alex: What was that noise?
E-Dog: I just couch slap.
Alex: Oh dude you ok?
E-Dog: Yeah Im cool
by GhettoHomieG April 17, 2007
the conversion of your couch into an area that you can relax on while you are sick. you must put a blanket down under you and a blanket over you. usually a sick couch is near or facing a tv. see coalie from the real world denver for more information.
"what can we do to make her feel at home while she is sick?"
"make her a sick couch"
OR
"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."
"make her a sick couch"
OR
"I am not feeling well today. I am going to make a sick couch."
by Jennifer Goldberg March 25, 2007
A person conceived as of a man ejaculating onto a couch and a woman of knowing or non-knowing condition sitting on the couch and getting pregnant.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.
Based on preconceived paranoia when at drunken parties.
Based on the words Couch: a piece of furniture, and nymph: young being.
Julie: I can't believe it I'm pregnant I was even awake during the party last night.
Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?
Jim: Well are you sure it is not a couch nymph or have you been screwing Jon again?
by Celest3 May 11, 2009
When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first
by tnt May 02, 2003
by LucySkyDiamonds August 06, 2005