Corpse Shopping

The act of visiting the supermarket for "provisions" of the rigor-mortis variety. Useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the anal membrane.
According to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by Little Moe with the gimpy leg.

Corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.

by The Phantom Patriot August 2, 2012

corpse cunt

Smelly vagina, very seedy lady ,dead cunt

Tha corpse cunt needs a douche her pussy be stinking .

by Lumanaughty March 22, 2024

Corpsed

To freeze/forget your words during a performance due to anxiety.

Anna: You were amazing!
Heather: I totally corpsed out there!
Anna: Really? I thought it was just part of the play.

by HeidiHyde February 13, 2020

Corpse Account

Corpse Accounts are when you sign up for an account to join a group and never log back in.

"all these corpse accounts are flooding the fucking discord"

by gilipfilip August 7, 2022

corpse flower

The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.

Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."

by Chinook299 January 18, 2024

team corpse

A term used to describe fans of Madonna.

Oh look, team corpse is defending Madonna on this board.

by The Definer's Mom May 30, 2006

Corpse Muncher

A guy on the older age spectrum who looks creepy and looks like he would eat a corpse. (Can have rotten looking teeth)

Oh that guy’s a corpse muncher look at him he looks like he would eat corpses.

by GhostBee September 23, 2023