jack constable

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.

person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?

by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019

Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.

- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!

by AHorbal February 8, 2020

Ruby Constable

hottie, someone of high status and a gyatt.

you're so Ruby Constable core!

by BarackObama69 September 6, 2023

Theory of Constant Kabazie

A person that is annoying 85% of the time and the other 15% youre already so pissed off it doesnt matter

You can use the theory of constant kabazie to determine which of your friends is like that.

by HAIRLESS YETI January 11, 2016

Ferdinand's Constant

A fake math term that you can use to piss off your teacher.

*teacher writes some boring ass equation*
Teacher: So what's the answer?
Student: Ferdinand's Constant.
Teacher: Fuck you.

by herro98 May 22, 2018

The dragonkyng Constant

The internet law that states a person who raises an argument, only to block anyone who disagrees with them, so long as the disagreement is presented in good faith, has admitted defeat by refusal to defend their original point.

“Did you hear that tumblr user Loubuggins accused dragonkyng of stealing ideas, only to block him when he defended himself.”
“Well sounds like she was in the wrong as she couldn’t prove her point and folded when any disagreement arose.”
“That seems to happen constantly. Perhaps we need a phrase to describe it?”
“How about the dragonkyng constant?”

by Dragonkyng May 11, 2020

Little cat constant anxiety

Someone who's big dog chilling, but not really that big, also kinda anxious, oh yeah also they're not that much of a dog person

Matteo's really been little cat constant anxiety lately

by Mattetull March 30, 2022