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Conneaut

a small dirt poor town, filled with old farts, and wannabe drug dealers. Every kids occupation is to; have sex before 9 years of age, get pregnant, smoke weed, and drink till they get caught. The high school, is gross and filled with diseases. the kids that attend the high school are fucking gross welfare kids that like to wipe there shit all over the schools bathrooms. Every one knows what welfare is in this town. The people here are fat as fuck and don't wanna do shit, cause they there whole life they wanna drive in there cars, ever heard of walking fat ass's?. Kids here use bomb threats, to get out of school, talk about pathetic!. every one knows of lazlo- a old fuck that were short up to his tits, and socks up to his poop stain under wear. We should be know for the world most trailer parks, there's so many who can keep track. All the dirt bags here have the nicest cars, they try to get fired from here jobs to get unemployment checks, and food stamps. We have more abortions that the whole state of California. we are home to the wiggers. the white kids try to act all black and gangsta and shit, talk about whitetrash. what can you say this town is shit!
sex, sex, sex. drugs. drugs, drugs, drinkin, drinkin, drinkin; yep your in conneaut " home to the welfare, and fat lazy ass's"
by Conneaut September 10, 2011
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Conneaut High School

Its just pretty bad. The bathrooms either smell like ass, strawberry vape, or menthol cigarettes. The teachers don't get paid enough to give a fuck about bullying, but hell on earth if you have your phone out. There is a bomb threat every other week. Class of 2022 is obsessed with Rubiks Cubes. Kids using dab pen cart outside with cut up Android chargers. let's not get started on the furries. And last but not least, its home to the most wholesome source of cursed images in northeast ohio.
Im moving ASAP i cant handle all these annoying broke ass niggas at Conneaut High School
by IG_psych0t1c69 June 15, 2019
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Connecticunt

"Where are you from?"

"Connecticut"

"Oh great... another Connecticunt"
by Larry McLovin January 17, 2021
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suited connectors

Two cards in Texas Holdem which share the same suit and and connected, like 5-6 of spades och 10-Jack of hearts. Often played when the cost is low and the potential profit is large.
Player 1: I had 45 suited and flop came A-2-3. Of course your set of aces gets whooped.

Player 2: But I had Three aces! What happened to my stack?
by Krisse August 6, 2005
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tube connector

adj. A term used to describe one who connects computers to the internet.

Derived from Ted Stevens' speech of Net Neutrality, in which he referred to the internet as "not something you just dump something on", he called it, "a series of tubes!".
1. Subjective Case, ie. "Paul is a tube connector, he's studying networking at BCIT."
2. Verb Case, ie. "Hurry, connect the tubes!"
by Wolfin_ July 4, 2007
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Plymouth Connecticut

Plymouth, located in southern litchfield county, is considered to be where the elite of Plymouth Connecticut's three neighborhoods, Terryville, Plymouth , and Pequabuck live. So-called townies are rare in this part of Plymouth for they tend to congregate around patco, in the lower-class neighborhood of Terryville, renowned for its excessive amount of pot dealers. Plymouth, however, is it's polar opposite, it consists of classy, colonial homes, upper-middle class families, and beautiful farmlands, in contrast to downtown Terryville, which consists of many gas-stations, a few questionable resturuants, and the new Mcdonald's, which is sadly, the nicest thing in that part of town.
Ex 1: Kid moving: I'm moving to Terryville connecticut.
Kid's Friend: Damn, that sucks.

Ex 2: Kid moving: I'm moving to plymouth connecticut!!
Kid's friend: DUDE YOU SO LUCKY.
by Tom Smithers October 19, 2011
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dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.
Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "
by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009
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