Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

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Bum Commander

A male supervisor in the work place who likes to look at mens bums.

oh look there's the Bum Commander checking out Brian and Vinnys arses again!

by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020

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Submarine Commander

The act of one male having intercourse of the doggy style position and the female eating out another female.

Gary was a superb Submarine Commander plowing Rhonda from the back and ordering her to eat out Melanie.

by JunkieJohn August 3, 2020

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Commander_ounce is one of out of two protectors of the creature(see defention)he was created on the planet FORT_KICKASS a very aggressive race.Known to attack other planets while aggressive FORT_KICKASS had been in a alliance of Mars,u ass bitch(see defination)
COMMANDER_OUNCE'S powers are the following
1.BADASS
2.KEEP MOM_FREAKE FROM DOING NO-ALIVE
3.INVINCIBLE EXCEPT FROM CLARMPTON

COMMANDER_OUNCE HAS LAST BEEN LOCATED IN WEST VERGINIA protecting crompton

Commander_ounce has fought in every single war but his faction is every war has veryed whether on cliftons anger problems

Did you see COMMANDER_OUNCE nuke the haps in ww2

by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020

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Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).

"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

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