Chili-Dog Showdown

You eat a chili dog, and then you ride on a roller coaster. If you didn’t puke, you eat another chili dog and then ride again until you puke.

Alright then, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown. Whoever wins gets the girl.

“Damn it, Jerry, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown.”

by JHERRRY June 6, 2025

Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.

William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah

by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022

california chili dog

A male stripper deficates on an erect penis and then proceeds to deep throat it like a kobiaci.

On a trip in San Fran, went to the club last night and I got a California chili dog. I feel full.

by MAXIUMPOWER October 23, 2017

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.

Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!

by DerykS. July 24, 2022

Chili dog

Adjective:

A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.

Verb:

the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.

Charlie really gave Carson a chili dog last night Eww...

by CharlieSzlanski June 13, 2021

Cajun Chili Dog

A Cajun chili dog is when you shove a hotdog up a girl's ass and then eat it as it's coming out

Scott: "Yea, I love me a Cajun Chili Dog any day of the week!"

by The_Stinkstar_Prophet August 29, 2025