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Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.
by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012
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Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian
We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.
by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012
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Charity

Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.
The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people. Of course they were going to keep claiming to be trustworthy, it was to their advantage to do so, that was what kept them in business.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020
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chadittude

the act of being snarky with patrons and people.
he has a chadittude today
by doyle.cieria May 2, 2021
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chanith

Chanith is generally a guy who thinks hes a fucking tough cunt, but in actual fact hes not cause all chaniths are under 5'4. Usually acts like a monkey cause he is BLACK and eats a lot of bananas. Chaniths tend to like tea a lot for some reason, they love slurping it up and letting the wet tea drip from their mouths. The monkey cunts also scream till the point their parents wish they had an abortion considering he was a mistake.

So to sum it all up chanith is is a black monkey fuck that swings from trees and loves tea.
Chanith is the blackest monkey fuck out
by YaMumsFuckingStinkyMoot November 21, 2021
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Chakitt

Chakitt is someone who no one likes. This person gets described as annoying a lot and they can be racist sometimes. This person thinks they're the hottest person on either. Meanwhile, they're literally ugly asl.
"Did you hear that Chakitt kicked in the balls last week!?"
by youalamethatsashame November 23, 2021
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Chaitan

Guy 1: DAMN IT SMELLS BAD IN HERE

Guy 2: Must've been that jack ass, chaitan

Guy 1: Figures
by Bigballsackhaver November 23, 2021
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