chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

shit chaos

Totally out of control, primal, yet satisfying.

When you sit on the toilet , but then, to your surprise, a violent gas and fecal episode ensues ejecting gas and fecal matter in a totally unforeseen and uncontrolled manner causing surprise and awe that that could really be happening to you. Or, could be a similar event when you are not on the toilet.

"Man, that was shit chaos".
"Yea, can't believe it. Freaking awesome."

by rbrtzz November 17, 2009

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

Chao the Predator

Chao is a person who likes lolis and kids and he will attack them any time he see them. He also is a Sex Offender

Whoa! Look Chao the Predator Is here!

by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020

Sky chao

An idiot nerd who hangs around with other fat people.

Sky Chao used my toilet now its ruined!

by Dickfluids May 14, 2019

Chao Garden

a place where you raise these cute little footballs called chao. you can make it live in the holy realm of tymora (hero garden) or the kfc on kennedy and queen (dark garden)

Bro: I spend more time in the chao garden than the actual game
Bro 2: same bro

by UrbanizedMotena September 10, 2022

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023