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random catfish attack 

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly
Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"
random catfish attack by nolrik November 13, 2011

Reverse catfish 

A person who looks terrible in almost every photo they take, yet are incredibly attractive in person
I went on a date with that ugly girl from Tinder she was a total reverse catfish!

Greasy Catfish

The act of slathering butter all over one's pubic region and then proceeding to rub it in another person's face.
Hey man, do you wanna drink a few beers and eat my greasy catfish?
Greasy Catfish by dr. redcone August 3, 2010

whiskerless catfish 

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.
Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

financial catfish 

A person thats leads a lifestyle in which they falsely advertise their wealth and financial accumulation. He or She may wear and buy designer brands that are beyond their cash earning to boost social image.
" That girl is showing of her new GUCCI BAG, clearly she's a financial catfish "
financial catfish by sternclion January 3, 2015

personality catfish 

Someone who pretends to be nice and funny as and is actually boring and horrible in life , worse than catfishs
" hey I promise I'm an nice guy"
2 days later: "he was mean to me"
"Ugh, what a personality catfish"