carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off

I used a carp nugget for more pleasure

by bannana in penis October 16, 2013

Carpe Pussum

A classy way to say: Seize the Pussy. Used by effete liberal intellectuals

Donald Trump ended his last press conference trying to show off his class and intellect by stating, "Carpe Pussum!"

by Panoramaman November 22, 2016

polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand

What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?

by nemo732 February 20, 2022

Carpe Diem

Not to live in Canada.

I have decided to move to Berlin and live my life to the fullest. Carpe Diem.

by cndboyyyy July 14, 2021

Carpe Dieming

Present Continuous Tense for Carpe Diem

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by writerbylife December 4, 2019