by noelELchupasSS February 20, 2020
Carlo is that one guy that no one wants to look at or think about unless they want an instant vomit attack. Also the guy that will never be with Bella because she’s out of his reach, also falls a lot.
by yucksie January 29, 2020
hottest motherfucker you'll ever meet in your life. whenever he says "go suck a dick" i'm tempted to reply with "what if i suck yours?" this man carries 20-inch minimum no cap frfr. you look at his pants and immediately see a bazooka. an absolute massive kahonka doodle. ginemonosaurus. fucking. huge. i'll never forget that one night we spent together under the starry skies.
by dicksuckersuika October 21, 2022
A guy who likes to wear vans. Also knows how to treat a woman. Usually Spanish (it is a Spanish name)
by U KNOW WHO THO March 25, 2019
Femi: Let's watch a movie
Carlos: Sure, is 6 good?
Femi: Yeah, that's great!
*fast forward to 6*
Femi: Hey, you ready for that movie.
Carlos: Yeah, right after this game.
*Fast forwards to 7*
Femi: Hey, I'm still waiting
Carlos: Haha, this is one long game.
*fast forward to the next morning*
Femi: *kills himself*
Carlos: Sure, is 6 good?
Femi: Yeah, that's great!
*fast forward to 6*
Femi: Hey, you ready for that movie.
Carlos: Yeah, right after this game.
*Fast forwards to 7*
Femi: Hey, I'm still waiting
Carlos: Haha, this is one long game.
*fast forward to the next morning*
Femi: *kills himself*
by Femi The Feminist December 22, 2022
Someone overly sexual at everything. Usually Carlos' are secretly gay and try to how it by saying something a straight man would. Also Carlos' usually get horny off of the weirdest things such as incest. Lastly Carlos' are more likely to become child rapists or just rapists.
by President Antonio Lapez March 11, 2017