faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

by El on Wheels April 5, 2010

Camel Toe

When your wearing leggings and your vagina makes a pubis form that looks like a camels toe. These fucking suck

omg look at Becky's Camel Toe that's disgusting.

by Slurrr Pei April 18, 2018

Kentucky Camel Toe

When you walk around with a huge wedgie that looks like a camel toe in the ass.

Rand Paul's ill fitting pants pulled him a wedgie that looks just like a camel toe. The first Kentucky Camel Toe on the media is a gift from their Senator Rand Paul.

by sabres4jeff September 8, 2021

open faced camel toe

open faced camel toe

she was wearing a full body suit but it was so see through i could see the open faced camel toe.

by thefunkylee August 14, 2018

camel toe

when the genital part of clothing gets wedged into the flaps of a female vagina.

max has a filthy camel toe!

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022