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Bryant

An unknown species from an unknown location in the wilderness, high key homeless, but likes to tell people they’re not so that they don’t get shouted at. A Bryant usually has many hobbies, one of them includes photography:
A bryant loves To photograph pedestrians without their consent.

Sometimes a Bryant may even break into your house and photograph your treadmill.

Watch out
Bro 1: “bro you hear that, sounds like someone’s in your gym”

Bro 2: “bro the other day when I went in there, there were about 20 odd tripods with go pros set up around my treadmill, and when i looked at the footage from these go pros, there was this weird man in a belly top and booty shorts running on my treadmill chanting homophobic slurs”

Bro 1: bro....I don’t know how to put this...but I think you’ve been infested with Bryantas bugs”

Bro 2: dude...how do I get rid of them?
Bro 1: bro, you can’t.
by Smolbean tarik April 17, 2019
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Hunter Logan Bryant

Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.
Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.
by csam287 May 26, 2019
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bryant gay

the even gayer guy than ian gay hes dumb and will suck your dick for 1 dollar
oh my god bryant gay sucked someones dick
by MYHANDLEEXISTS June 4, 2019
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Bryant

He's Bryant trash at overwatch he spends his whole time fighting with his mom and punching holes in the wall when his endorsement rating drops this kid looks like a capital cosplay. He also claims to be from the African descent. He has no love life and will die alone since he can't pull hoes.
Damn Bryant you're so black u african
by El_penor September 30, 2019
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Bryant

Tries too hard to be funny and everyone fucking hates him. Tries to play football but can barely catch/ throw. Fuck Bryant
Bro 1-Bro youve seen Bryant run?

Bro 2- you mean little annoying ass bryant?
by Bigdickgothgf August 14, 2019
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Bryant Day

The day to honor the two that passed on January 26th 2020. Kobe Bryant and his daughter. RIP legends.
What happened on Bryant Day was so sad.
by TPark0 January 27, 2020
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Kobe Bryant

A superstar, legend, family man, father, and husband. He was a special person in all of our hearts and we hated to see him go. The true goat of basketball and the greatest inspiration anyone could ask for. Rest easy Kobe and GiGi
Damn I can’t believe the legend Kobe is gone. Rest easy we love you

Kobe Bryant: a family man and a legend
by Frederick Kolias January 28, 2020
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