Brandon

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.
Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.
by LittleMissSunshine3 October 15, 2022
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Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
Dang is that a brandon!
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A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
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has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy
i love brandon dickkkk
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A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!
Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”
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That Brandon kid is a gay ass frosted flake
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Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"
by 6'4" November 07, 2019
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