The Boulder

A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.

Watch out, the Boulder is coming!

by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 24, 2017

Boulder Freeride

A huge reason to love CU Boulder. Where the trillest MF are to be found and the best skiers in the country.

“I heard if I join boulder freeride I’ll bag the hottest babes”
“Well I heard I’ll get to ski the sickest lines”

by Lukewarmnutz March 9, 2024

bouldered

a term used to describe the state of being so high, you are beyond stoned.

nic hadn't smoked all day, so to treat himself, he got so stoned he became bouldered.

by glittatitz March 29, 2017

Boulderize

Made it when I was talking about Anklessource the dinosaur And I said the word by searched it up Realized Definition was carrible , so I made the word

Boulderize" – verb (informal, humorous or fictional)
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.

Example usage:

After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.

Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.

by Johndoeo June 17, 2025

Boulder

Some one that is on your team is CS2 that is not aware of how the game works.

"That guy that rushed mid with a AWP in silver." "He's a fuckin' Boulder."

by Buttmuncheragain June 12, 2024

Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder

Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder

by Wavylife May 29, 2022

Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

by Hailiqou September 14, 2024