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Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock
Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do
by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020
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Boner

by AceBomb October 4, 2020
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Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.
Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big
by Firee March 25, 2021
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Boner

Hard boiled peanuts dipped in hot chilli sauce good for any girl to get that goooooood stuff yum
Ugh another boner
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
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Boner

INFORMAL - VULGAR AMERICAN SLANG
1. an erection of the penis.

ORIGIN 478 A.D.

1. From the Latin word bonerus maximus meaning erectile
Person 1 likes to give Person 2 a bonerus maximus.
by TheUnicornJudge June 18, 2019
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Boner

Something u get when u c something or someone u like.
Holly shit, she gave me a boner. Oh yeah.
by The BONER himself. May 18, 2019
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Boner

A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road
Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!
by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019
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