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music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era
"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"
by medcan January 16, 2022
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Blue Ball, PA

by bit125 February 25, 2022
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rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!
Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.
by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023
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Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting
Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!
by SXNNY July 9, 2020
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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Bolivian blue balls

When you have consumed excessive amounts of the finest Bolivian flake and cannot reach point of ejaculation.
Last night I had too much packet and induced a serious case of Bolivian blue balls.
by Acido303 October 8, 2022
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blue balled stomach

when you either a. talk about food and tease your appetite and it causes severe hunger OR b. when you have a small snack or appetizer that causes the black hole that is your stomach to open into an abyss. Always leads to a big food gorge, and then later a food coma.
"wow I just ate a handful of Cheetos and blue balled my stomach, now I am starving "

*looks at food porn "fuck now I have a blue balled stomach"
by the original tmb May 7, 2018
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