Frankel blanket

The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.

My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.

by Weivkao January 2, 2019

Blanket hug

Being hugged by someone taller than you in a way that feels like you are being wrapped up in a blanket

I was feeling sad until Adam gave me a blanket hug.

by lovelydancer98 December 31, 2017

Perogies in a Blanket

It is when two roommates have sex with different girls at the same time in the same room on different beds.

Carlos: (wakes up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

Brandon: (wake up with girl next to him and looks over to roommate)

(they both smile and go back to sleep)

Later that day:

Carlos: Dude we just did Perogies in a Blanket

Brandon: Yeah that, that was different

by Professor Psyche March 28, 2011

blanket ghost

When your in bed and you get a hard on, and you make the blankets stand up around your stuff. Looks like a ghost.bla

I was in bed with a naked girl and i popped up a blanket ghost.

by mrredline05 November 8, 2009

blanket equality

Blanket Equality is the share between blankets to make sure blankets are distributed and shared among the population equally.

Wow that person really cares about blanket equality.

by Caody vaughan November 10, 2017

salmon blanket

A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.

That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.

by the dude that punch that bitch anyways November 8, 2007

Hoover Blanket

(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.

"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."

by suspectdevice May 15, 2009