Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.
Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"
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A colloquialism coined by Johns Hopkins University Studens (class of 2021). Used to jokingly refer to male gametes dispensed during solitary satisfaction.
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Shawty, why you always on my case trying to get on my nerves with everything I say? I can't say nuthin around you cuz you just a bitter pancake.
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Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.
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I was going to say something snarky to my new boss, but decided to wait until we are bitter aquainted.
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