hit bedrock

When you've hit rock bottom. Minecraft reference because fortnite bad minecraft good.

"i've hit bedrock. don't think my life can get any lower"
"oof"

by Golden Inferno August 13, 2019

your bedroom

best server in the whole world discord.gg/yourbedroom

your bedroom is the best server in the whole world

by asdasdasdadwasdw December 14, 2020

Montana Bedroom Slippers

Went two ladies lay down naked, side-by-side, while a completely naked standing man gets them off using only his big toes. The man is simultaneously masturbating toward the ladies open mouths playing a game of ejaculate cornhole. Normal cornhole scoring applies.

The ladies went over to B-dog’s place last night to be his Montana Bedroom Slippers.

by Big big biscuit September 3, 2021

In-the-bedroom activities

Euphemism for sex games between 2 consenting adults.

If you're an adult use the term in-the-bedroom activities instead of sex when talking in front of your young children.

by Sexydimma July 11, 2021

bardownski

The act of shooting the puck or soccer ball at the net and it hits cross bar and goes bar down

"It doesn't count if you don't go bardownski"

by Kingloui June 13, 2016

bedroom aerobics

bedroom aerobics = sex!
its kinda obvious

woo bedroom aerobics has got to be the best sport ever.. it should be in the olympics

by Bobbles May 2, 2006

Beardo

Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.

Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"

Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>

Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"

Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"

by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008