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hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal
Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .
by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015
mugGet the hooker beadsmug.

bead meat

The solid matter that comes out when you pull out anal beads.
Yo bro, my Lady had some bead meat come out last night, really killed the mood.
by Notamadeupname August 15, 2017
mugGet the bead meatmug.

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.
After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.
by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022
mugGet the beads started vibratingmug.

bead babe

Mardis Gras attendee who shows her tits numerous times for the acquiring of plastic jewelry. Also known as whore, slut, skank, and bead bitch.
Yo, your girlfriend was a bead babe in New Orleans man.
by StepChildBubba March 15, 2014
mugGet the bead babemug.

Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
mugGet the Thai Prayer Beadsmug.

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners
Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.
by Hayyluv October 5, 2022
mugGet the bead cornmug.

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