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battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.
man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.
by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010
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Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question
Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up
by Rhondaho January 22, 2009
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The Gelatin Battle

The Gelatin Battle, more known as TGB, is a object show which was created by SuperSonicReese. Like TFB (The Firey Battle) It uses different variants of Gelatin in different colors. Such as Original Gelatin, Blue Gelatin, Red Gelatin, Evil Gelatin, and Yoyle Gelatin.
"Hey I just created this new object show called The Gelatin Battle! Wanna see it?"
"Sure!"
by ZdenkoRakic June 10, 2021
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Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.
I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023
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Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other
The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.
by thegreengardener October 15, 2022
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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011
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