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Baltimore Jit

The Rocket League GOAT. Sometimes thought to be Rehan Ali, nobody knows their true identity.
Chris: Who is "Baltimore Jit, and why is he on my friends list?"

Desmond: "IDK prob Rehan Ali with his bright red shoes."

baltimore bays soccer 

only the best fucking soccer club ever
the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

Baltimore Mob 

Baltimore - City with the highest Murder rate in America.

Mob - A group/gang of people who love to Slob the Knobs of other people from their own gang.

Balitmore Mob - A knob slobbing group of murders from America.
He's a dangerous member of the Balimore Mob.
Baltimore Mob by Keller Zenderle October 28, 2004

Baltimore Lutheran School

Baltimore Lutheran is a co-education, parochial school located in Towson, Maryland. It is associated with the Lutheran Church Missouri-Synod (LCMS), being operated by an association of local Lutheran congregations. Consequently, students are required to take religion classes for each year enrolled at the school, as well as participate in weekly chapel services. Although many of the students are Lutheran, the school admits people from all Christian denominations.

The student body is aproximately 500 students in grades 6 - 12. Despite its small size, BLS is able to offer a large variety of classes and extracurricular activities. Both its girls' and boys' sports teams are competitive in the demanding IAAM and MIAA leagues. During the 2006 - 2007 school year, the girls' track team won their forth consecutive "B" conference championship; and the girls' lacrosse team one their second consecutive "C" conference championship. The girls' volleyball, boys' cross-country, boys' soccer, girls' field hockey, girls' indoor soccer, and girls' basketball teams were also successful; all of them made it deep into the playoffs.
Baltimore Lutheran School is commonly referred to as BLS or B-lu. Go Saints!

Baltimore Beatdown 

when a deformed person with no arms or legs is getting fucked and is sitting on the man's penis, looking like a large boner. you can also optionally slap their ass during this procedure, hence the term beatdown
I gave that paralyzed chick a Baltimore Beatdown she will never forget
Baltimore Beatdown by ESTUBADEDO November 16, 2004

baltimore polytechnic institute 

A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.

PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.
Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!

Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.

Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.

Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.