Guy 1 - "My parents died in a horrible car accident last night"
Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"
Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
Guy 2 - "Damn, I can go for a Baconator"
Guy 1 "WHAT?!!"
by Docterbackup April 26, 2008
A religion preached by the wild kivis. A well known group is the wild kivis of Nebraska, who widely praise this religion. This is a religion, in which people ONLY eat Bacon. They're God is Lord Bacon (bacon be with him) and the traditional "Baconmas" Dinner is a chicken with a turtle, wrapped in Bacon, deep fried and smothered in cheese and chocolate.
They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.
They also have a pope, whois currently Adam Richman, the "Man vs Food" guy. Next in line for the pope is Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, and the prophet of 'Lord Bacon' is known as Ethan Kivlahan.
Did you see Ethan the other day, eating 30 tonnes of bacon?!
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.
What, preaching his religion, Baconism?
Yea.
- Observers of the Baconist, Ethan Kivlahan.
by Biscuitnade January 09, 2014
The state of being awesome or extraordinary; used primarily by males. For the female version, see butter.
by Ravenstone January 30, 2015
Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig.
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
by Roy G BIV May 04, 2007
Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.
Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
by Emzerz November 17, 2009
1. A delicious meat product
2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.
2. A raging whore who cheats on your best friend but then gains 50lbs over the summer and becomes really unattractive.
1. Oh my god look at all this bacon!
2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.
2. Maegan is such a bacon. I'd punch her but I'd be sucked right in.
by Alli-Bam August 29, 2010