In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.
Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.
by chaise longue April 09, 2024
by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023
Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".
"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"
"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
by Saeryf January 19, 2022
Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.
Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”
by MilSaint January 19, 2018
by Kosherbvsedqueen September 24, 2016
They were doing some serious backseat yoga.
by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023
Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.
by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013