Baby angel

A one of a kind beautiful, intelligent and VERY, VERY, sexy woman. A unicorn of women. A woman so sought after, so precious that she is almost mythical . Every mans dream. To be called a "baby angel" is the highest praise for any woman.

WOW, look at her man! Shes the most beautiful woman I've ever seen! Yeah bro she can cook, clean, train in high heels and she's a god damn lawyer too! She's an absolute dime! NO BRO, she's a baby angel...

by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

babashook

baba-shook
Being shook is being shaken, surprised, or scared. babashook combines this, and the babadook, who is a horror movie character turned gay icon, and creates babashook.

I was babashook when RuPaul announced there would be a final four instead of three.

by transbabadookboy June 15, 2017

Barn Baby

A grown-ass man who frequently hangs out with other “Barn Babies”, usually in a garage or pole barn, while wearing a baby mask. A “Barn Baby” must consume excessive amounts of Peppermint Schnapps and White Claws in order to survive. Common activities include shitting on things, lighting things on fire, riding off-road vehicles, and office popping.

I had a real Barn Baby night last Saturday. One of the Barn Babies got third degree burns from kicking a cup full of flaming gasoline!

by Lil’ Adolf March 7, 2019

Covid Babies

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.

"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

ice age baby

The worst thing to ever exist on this planet. The holocaust is a joke compared to the monstrosities this thing has done. There are many trying to stop it daily but none have succeeded. Yet...

guy 1:We should kill the baby from ice age
guy 2: you’re right ice age baby deserves to die in a fire

by __Turtle__ February 15, 2020

Baby Mama Terrorist

A woman who has weaponized her children against the father for money and to torture him.

Secretly she is still in love with him but she doesnt want to be with him it at the same time she doesnt want anyone else with him either.

Sorry she doesn’t let you see your kids and takes all your money. She is a baby mama terrorist.

by Riwlajdej November 23, 2018

Baby On Board

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010