Dumb axe

When you are cutting fire wood with flip flops and and axe. What the axe, is that!

My friend dumb axe Justin did you cut your foot with an axe!

by Bigdog April 15, 2013

Axe Whore

Someone who is obsessively passionate about the sport of Axe Throwing. They might own numerous axes, have names for them, post pictures of themselves with their axes, or belong to several axe throwing groups.

You're going to that Axe Throwing place again? You're such an Axe Whore!

by BadCat6 September 30, 2019

axe burger

A large vagina

Blimey look at the size of her axe burger

by modjo30 January 6, 2016

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018

axe murderer

and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe

john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...

by bongwater705 January 3, 2008

sky ax

a really hard erection that juts upwards towards the sky

He took one look at her tits and launched a sky ax

by drbillyg April 25, 2011

Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013