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My mommy says I’m autistic! Is that a good thing?

by I creased your Jordan’s February 5, 2024

autistically

when your friend is doing an action that makes them look like there autistic.

“why is she acting so autistically”

by autistical girl123x November 20, 2023

Autistic Attacker

A person who has severe autism and loves attacking people for no particular reason.

Mohammad Yousaf is such an autistic attacker

by Arham ali November 22, 2023

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 28, 2023

Autistic

A neurodevelopmental wiring of the brain. Some of the world's most successful people are autistic (Elon Musk, Alan Turing, (he was also gay!) Bill Gates), but bullshit 4chan users have turned it into a joke.

"Guy 1: Dude, why are you clumsy? Are you autistic?"

"Guy 2: One: yes, two: if you're saying that as an insult go shit yourself"

by astroIogi December 15, 2023

autistic wi-fi

Terrible internet where every time you sign in It almost immediately logs you out forcing you to log back in every 10-20 seconds.

I hate my local library due to its autistic wi-fi. every time I look down at my phone I'm disconnected from the internet.

by _somedoot_ November 24, 2018

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018