A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.
Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010
Get the Athlete's Penis mug.The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".
I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.
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by trumpwoochie October 24, 2022
Get the atulesh mug.The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
by pizza delivery January 6, 2019
Get the A level Athletes mug.Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!
by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017
Get the Wigan Athletic mug.1. The theoretical Hero of the Indian Civilization, that will one day actually win a gold medal for India.
2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.
3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.
4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.
2. The theoretical sportsman that will one day win a gold medal with funding from an abroad country for said country with Indian origin.
3. The loss of potential, due to the influence of ones (see Indian Parents) or lack of funding.
4. The most unathletic/under-trained athlete in the world.
1. India has returned home from London with no medals yet again. Most blame this on culture and poor funding rather than bad genetics. Maybe one day there will be an Indian Athlete.
2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.
3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"
Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."
4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.
2. Canada and Britain have a very diverse teams, which one even include an Indian Athlete; who was quoted saying he is, "too tired to play shooting targets," for London 2012.
3. Indian Child, "Mother I am very good at skiing, football, and hockey, my coach even says I can become a very great Indian Athlete for the next Olympics,"
Indian Mother, "Thats great beta, now focus on you're studies so you can become a doctor."
4. With zero funding from his government, Raj Singh is truly an Indian Athlete.
by dehbrat February 21, 2010
Get the Indian Athlete mug.Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.
see: Special Olympics
see: Special Olympics
by Sarge November 10, 2003
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