Angus

You think he's a girl, but he has the biggest hairiest dick ever and will fuck any guys brains out. He is also really gay

I went on a date with angus and we went home and I was boutta give her my dick when suddenly he pinned me down on the table and raped me and my 13 year old brother through anal sex.

by anonymous March 27, 2025

angus

a scrawny, lanky small pp loser who gets 0 bitches and cant dunk even though hes 6 foot

damm your acting like a real angus right now

by angis August 16, 2022

Angus

Angus is the terminology of being angry expressing your emotions through vile aggression of Spiralling cracks through lalala land

“Eshayyy ba I’m from Sydney and is feeling Angus”!!

by JOHNSPED March 11, 2021

Angus Hogan

He is a professional basketballer, surfer and scientist. He pulls guys and girls of any age but isnt interested in them his heart lies with the sea and the court. However he is sexually romanced by fish and dolphins, gets him going.

"Hey Did you see Angus Hogan on the board Yesterday"
"Yeah he was fucking a fish or something. "

by anonymous May 22, 2022

angus

He is the true hunter with the most ferocious hunter eyes, when you look at him he will give you a real scare.

Kate: Omg he is staring at you
Jasmine: That's so scary, I think he's an Angus

by youcanneverhide June 2, 2022

Angus

Angus is a always an amazing friend or pet that will always have someone’s back and is not an asshole

I love my cat angus he always has my friend Jacob’s back :)

by Phatassandsass November 26, 2021

Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.

"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."

by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025