eight hours

a full nights sleep.

Joe: Hey man, let's go to the bar tonight!
John: Sorry bro, I've got an early meeting at work tomorrow. I've gotta get my eight hours.

Sarah: You don't look so good today.
Mary: Yeah, I didn't get my eight hours, now I'm really feelin' it.

by John Perich May 28, 2009

husky hour

(n) a time when one has a fat, or husky, girl all to himself, for an entire hour; only sexual activities are allowed; typically, the male will have sexual intercourse with the fat girl's belly rolls, though other activies are permitted, provided that they are sexually explicit

Guy: "Hey man, are you gonna be around tonight? Gwen is coming over."

Friend: "Is she the fat one?"

Guy: "Yeah man, totally. She's easily over 250 lbs. I'm gonna have myself a husky hour."

Friend: "Don't worry dude, I'll be out of you guys' way."

by DG_Swag April 21, 2016

crackhead hours

maddox bane and gabby gonzalez on instagram live at 1:20 am talking about monster high birthday parties and rainbow loom easter baskets - all while maddox is doing debby ryan impressions and gabby only being able to whisper.

damn i stayed up until 1:20 last night watching maddox and gabby's instagram live; crackhead hours would be an understatement.

by lex.ennedy May 16, 2020

Timiqua Hours

To come into work late & leave early claiming a full day of work.

John: "You see Marcia came sneakin' in at 3:30pm & left at 4:45pm?"
Rob: "Yeah...she's got Timiqua Hours."

by JCowski February 19, 2009

Honest Hour

A sequence of questions you ask a group of your friends. They tend to be sexual and jump starting sexting. Easy way to see your friends naked.

Cindy let's have an Honest Hour! I wanna see Jimmy's dick and that will be easy.

by realpolitk April 06, 2016

Hookah Hour

That hour long hookah session, full of tasty sheesha, perhaps some Cannabis.

That hookah hour was excellent for smoke rings, no draft in that shed anymore.

by chestnutsroastingonanopenfire December 21, 2009

Monkey Hour

A time when you and the boys decide to take a day to reject humanity and become Monkey. We may not be able to become Monkey physically, but we are all monkey on the inside. Monkey hour lasts for as long as you want as monkeys dont know how long an hour is.

boy 1: "boys, its monkey hour"
boy 2: "ooh ooh ooh"

by WildBin December 30, 2020