by SuperStud101 November 24, 2021
A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey
Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!
by LocalGeary January 05, 2022
Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
by Not a neek November 15, 2020
Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.
by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020
Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022