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Toilet Amnesia

The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.
Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
by vivarlotto January 7, 2009
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digital amnesia

Occurs when you can't remember where you heard something or read something, but you know it was on your phone.

Often occurs when reading email and text messages on the go - you forget about the message until something else in life reminds you and you then remember when/where you received that text or email.

Common belief is that it occurs because since you are not sitting anchored to a desk or a laptop, you forget the message context because your attention is immediately drawn to the car in front of you, your kid screaming in the backseat, having to pay for groceries, or any other activity "on the go". See threadnesia, cell phone amnesia, e-mnesia
Lumberg: Peter, do you have that TPS report? I emailed you 2 days ago.

Peter: Oh yeah, huh. I think I got that message when I was at the strip club so I kinda forgot about it. Ya know, I do have a wicked case of Digital Amnesia now with this iPhone. Can I get it to you tomorrow?

Lumberg: Yeah, but this is your last warning.

Peter: OK - well just email me

Lumberg (in the Droidzone): Just sent it to you.

Peter: That'd be great!
by ellare October 22, 2010
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Urban Amnesia

Urban Amnesia is a symptom often experienced by curious people who hear a word and need to look it up.

It occurs when, in a public situation, someone hears an interesting word and doesn't want to look like an idiot and ask what it means. At that time, thinking to themselves "I'll look it up on Urbandictionary later!" then, upon reaching an internet source, you experience a total blackout and cannot remember the word you were going to look up.
John: Yo dude, I pulled an Iron Horse the other day

Me: NICE dude *thinks* (what the fuck is that?)

*later on that evening*

Me: okayyyy *urbandictionary* FFFFFFFUUUUUUU WHAT WAS THAT WORD!?!?!? D:
*Suffers from Urban Amnesia
by adambeast308 June 9, 2011
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Rabbit Amnesty

Recycling scheme for dead dildos. Electrical appliances must now be recycled by law in some countries, the Rabbit Amnesty is a way of avoiding the embarrassment of handing over your old sex toys at your local recycling facility.
You must be joking, I wouldn't be seen dead handing in your worn out dildo. Just as well there's a rabbit amnesty to spare my blushes!
by ud40too December 16, 2011
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amnesia vu

v. the act of not remembering something that has happened before.
"It seems like I've already done this, I think I'm having amnesia vu."
by the Zach of the Nations January 22, 2009
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amniplexx

a tiktok account that is gay! 😐
a girl- “hey, you should follow this cool tiktok account called amniplexx, they’re comedians.”

me- no
by coconut_girl0 September 5, 2021
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pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.
Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.
by M in the big D March 12, 2011
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