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Alabama Hogsucker

When a girl provides oral pleasure to a man with a mouth filled with pork rinds while wearing a Confederate flag thong.
Damn, homey, your Momma uses higher-quality pork rinds than your sister when giving me an Alabama Hogsucker. I know this for a fact.
by Charlie the Unicorn January 27, 2007
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Alabama Groundhog

A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.
Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.
by ClevelandBrown15 January 29, 2015
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Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.
"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"
by anongeo January 10, 2009
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Alabama Blackhole

When two guys are doing the same chick in the ass at the same time and the'yre all cousins.
Guy 1: You hear about Dayrl and Bill?

Guy 2: Ya i heard they give their cousin cindy the old alabama blackhole
by mrfleshwound July 4, 2009
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alabama slammer

1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.

2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.

2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.
by Adam January 5, 2005
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Alabama afterparty

When you have a foursome, but 3 of the people are related.
Robert downey jr. and his 2 cousins had an alabama afterparty with his friend Paul Walker.
by LilBoiRobby May 29, 2018
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Dothan Alabama

The wiregrass is known for its crackheads, whores, cheaters, tiny peckers, and dick suckers. If you come to the wiregrass, Dothan Alabama, you will find shitty weed and sluts. Guys usually want pussy or dope. All the boy basketball players are unloyal and hoes. The girls are mainly snakes and can’t do anything besides suck dick. The Wiregrass has a lot of parties with yee yee bubba’s. You can always find NXT’s and beer cans. Ashford and Headland are know for hoes and bad dope. Lord the guys body counts around here are more than you could count. And lets not start on the dick pictures and nude videos.
Dothan Alabama has the most fingering videos of sluts in the state!
by suckingdick.com December 7, 2018
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