Actual Nigga

An actual nigga who licks bootyholes every day
John- are you an actual nigga
Tyron-ask yo dad what happen last night when i ate them poopie booty cheecks
by thatoneuglyassnigga June 29, 2022
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Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”
by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019
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Actually Pansexual

Where your actually attracted to pans instead of humans.
I'm coming out as actually pansexual.
Wow! Your so brave, but don't jerk off to my pan please.
by I like penis but not pans February 28, 2022
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actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.
"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"
by welcomephsyco May 21, 2023
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Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.
Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.
by Take a lesson from me November 09, 2021
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Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.
by Balls_Man May 29, 2022
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What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”
Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.
by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022
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