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e-narcissist

1. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that any other person who reads his/her Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Pinterest, Tumblr, Twitter, or any other social network posts, and despite the fact that such posts may actually be the creation of yet another person, truly cares as much as he/she does about the substance of such posts.

2. any person who, despite all indicia to the contrary, unreasonably continues to believe that repetitive posting, on any social network, will positively influence that person's actual social standing in the real world.
1. Peter: "Why won't Mary stop posting e-meme pictures she didn't even create herself?"

Paul: "Because she's an e-narcissist."

2. Peter: "Why does Mary keep posting? It seems she just posts whatever she sees happening around her all the time, just so she can post something."

Paul: "Who cares? She's a horrible person anyway... oh, and she's an e-narcissist."
by Pikr816 July 19, 2012
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Narcissist

A person named fayyad is a definite narcissist
“He’s the type of guy to be namedfayyad””narcissist
by Hotman68420 November 27, 2023
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Narcissist

Someone with narcissistic personality disorder, or NPD.
Contrary to popular belief, these people are not inherently evil. Some narcissists can actually be decent people. The disorder is often demonized due to a lot of abusers having it, but I cannot stress this enough. It is not the disorder itself that made these people abusers. The disorder may have influenced some of their choices, yes, but at the end of the day the decision to abuse someone is up to the person, not the disorder. Narcissists did not choose to have NPD. Not all narcissists are evil.
Person 1: Hey, I have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Person 2: You're a narcissist?
Person 1: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I'm evil. The disorder is wildly stigmatized and I'm trying my best to handle my symptoms better.
Person 2: Oh, okay!
by perpetually tired July 2, 2023
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Malignant Narcissist

Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."
Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"

Hym "And therefore what?"

Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"

Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"

Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"

Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023
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Narcissist

someone who cheats on their girlfriend while playing Dino nuggies
breez is a narcissist for cheating on Micah while playing Dino nuggies with the THICC homies
by solidxsunsets September 28, 2021
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Narcissist

A person who has an excessive interest in or admiration for themselves. Aka self indulged pricks who only care about themselves
by Alexaisarobot July 5, 2020
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Narcissist

Someone who pretends to be in awe of somebody else, but is really in awe of themself and how far they're trying to go with something.
The true narcissist is the one who's always claiming to be in awe of somebody else. Most people know that there's not a whole lot to be impressed by in other people, they're human (and inhuman), and they don't pretend to be impressed by anybody in particular.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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