The most boring place on Earth
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
Get the Long Beach Island mug.A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014
Get the Long Island meltdown mug.Long Island is an island easy of New York City. We have the north and south shore. North tends to be richer whereas the South shore tends to be poorer. I am from the North Shore and I live in a beautiful house in a beautiful place that I wouldn't trade for anything. The cost of living on LI is extremely high but it's so worth it. There is always a beach nearby which is great. And we can't forget about the famous Hamptons. The Hamptons consist of very high end real estate and New York's elite. I personally own 2 houses in the Hamptons. One is located in Southampton - where the old money is. And the other is located in East Hampton. Both towns are absolutely stunning and I will say this straight out - the truth is that yes, Long Island does have a ton of wealthy people and a lot of towns are very rich and glitzy. I mean who wouldn't want to live in a place like Long Island. I particularly love the Hamptons because that is our summer vacation spot. During the summer the Hamptons are flooded with Upper-East Siders of NYC. I can definitely say that a lot of Long Islander's are Upper-East Siders that live in a beautiful place rather than the city. (I love the city too) We also own a house in Florida, and I have to say that nothing compares to the glamourous and wealthy lifestyle of a Long Islander.
by lovelivelongis February 14, 2015
Get the Long Island mug.An island in the north Atlantic. Home to Billy Joel, Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin. It's a diverse place consisting of Nassau and Suffolk counties (Suffolk is far superior.) Ranging from rich white suburbs like Oyster Bay ("meet the parents" was set there!), Great neck and Port Washington to poor "hood" towns with the word "hood" in them like Riverhood, Hoodlum Bays and Brenthood as well as vacation destinations like Southampton and Montauk, gay hotspots like Westhampton and places where upper middle class artists and hipsters take over like Greenport.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
You get around using the LIRR, you drink Coors light out of a paper bag and you need to change in Ronkonkoma if you're on the North fork and in Babylon if you're on the south fork and in Jamaica if you're anywhere else. If you're one of the lucky ones who lives on the east end, you get the luxury of taking the Hampton jitney.
You shop at King Kullen or the IGA. You go to "the city", not Manhattan and constantly claim to be from new York in order to seem cool.
Person 1: Wait, so you actually listen to Billy Joel?
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
Person 2: Long Island born and raised.
Person 1: ah.
by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018
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Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
by Kaylel January 5, 2019
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"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
Get the long island tail mug.The superior group of Goats from the amazing place we all know, Long island. The home of japs and fbois but also the best sport in the world.... Lacrosse. The goats include kobri14 danilax smesco cbcavs. They are high class Goats who are better than everyone else. Their insta page is amazing. @thegoatsoflongisland. The Goats are amazing. As the merrick kids know “Kobri14 the goat from the start, she’ll pull up steal your man then break his heart” whoever rapped this is a LEGEND
by tgoli September 28, 2018
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